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Cannabis Corpse - Tube Of The Resinated - 2008
Tracklist
1. Chronolith 03:11
2. Mummified In Bong Water 04:04
3. Disposal Of The Baggy 03:23
4. Every Bud Smoken 03:24
5. Sentenced To Burn One 03:31
6. Addicted To Hash In A Tin 04:31
7. Fucked With Northern Lights 03:21
8. Experiment In Horticulture 04:25
9. Gallery Of Stupid High 03:21
Anal Cunt live in Gothenbourg review:
Oj. Mycket.
Gitarristen i Anal Nosorog/AC hade en rätt ordentlig blåklocka under höger öga, och sikas och jag frågade lite försiktigt vad som hänt, varpå han förklarade sakligt på knackig engelska att "on the boat between helsinki and stockholm there was this guy who was playing really gay songs on a guitar. so i was trying to take away his guitar, but he wouldn't let go, so I hit him in the face. and then there were many people punching and kicking me and i was on the floor and saw feet kicking my face"
seth satt på en stol och såg halvt uppstoppad ut större delen av aftonen. sålde patchar. sög obesvärat i sig pulver från ett cd-omslag mitt framför folk. åt piller med sked osv. deras spelning var ett jävla spektakel av hajlande och förstörelse. trummisen hade en stor jävla svastika tatuerad på bröstet. så jävla ryskt beteende. arrangören avbröt giget av rädsla att få betala för renovering och hamna i klammer med rättvisan, men AC bara körde på, utan backline. folk kastades ut hejvilt och fylleslaget var ett faktum.
I have provided artwork for Maja S.K. Ratkjes new record ”River Mouth Echoes”. Its out now on Tzadik records. Originaly it was supposed to be the cover art, but due record label politics it ended up hidden inside the jewel case ….anyway, it’s some awesome contemporary classical music, the best out of Norway and among the top of its kind. I strongly recommend you to check it out.
Majas webpage: www.ratkje.com
Maja on Tzadik: www.tzadik.com/index.php?catalog=8051
Have I plugged this one here before? I don’t care, its so good it can be done twice….anyway, this is one awesome record. Joe Morris on banjo, William Parker on zintir and Hamid Drake on frame drum. Crazy minimal harmelodic ethno jazz.
BRAIN DRILL BREAK UP DRAMA.....
SO BEFORE ALL OF YOU GET PISSED I NEED YOU ALL TO CLEARLY READ THIS AND I ( DYLAN) HOPE EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHERE I’M
COMING FROM.
3 of the 4 members of brain drill being steve, marco and jeff all have huge weed smoking habbits if you hadn’t already noticed. I dylan do not
and couln’t be more aggainst smoking weed i don’t have a problem if you do it but just be smart about it. Before we left for this tour with the
black dahlia murder and animosity I told them a million times not to
bring weed, pipes or papers with them in the van because we are literally driving across the country and the last thing we need is to get
pulled over and arrested for posession of marijuana. The laws in california are nothing compared to the laws in other states. And of
course they don’t listen to a word i say and go ahead and bring pipes weed, papers and jeff even brought an ounce of mushrooms. Sure
enough we get pulled over rite outside of salt lake city utah. Emediatley after the 3 of them had just smoked a blunt. So needless to say the car
completely smelled like weed. So the cop comes up to the window and the first thing he says is " i smell pot", so sure enough they take us out
of the car and they completely search the entire van. They tear everyhting apart and even use a k-9 dog to sniff out everything. Sure
enough they find all of marco steve and jeffs weed, they find 6 pipes and they even find jeffs ounce of mushrooms. At that point i was
convinced that we were going to jail but for whatever reason they let us go. After we pulled away i (dylan) told them " from now on the rule of
the band is to not ever bring weed pipes or other illegal drugs into the van and also not to smoke inside the van" jeffs response was " i don’t
think thats gonna happen bro" so sure enough they neglected to listen to me and the next day there was more weed pipes and smoking
accessories in the van. So we then get pulled over another 4 times before we make it to our first show. Miracualously we didn’t get
searched again. SO we play the tour with bdm and we had an awesome time. Our last show was supposed to be in buffalo new york. Keep in
mind they all still have weed and pipes in the van. So we start driving and soon we see a sign for canada, I asked everyone it looks llike we
are headed for canada are you guys sure we shouldn’t stop and turn around??? jeffs response was " no it would say it on the gps if we were
headed there" i even took a wrong turn and as we were looking for the freeway i asked again "are you sure we are going the rite way?? the
sign says canada strate ahead" no one answered me so i continued to drive. Sure enough we get to the canadian border after i had said i have
a feeling we are going to canada. Sure enough they ask us for our passports i said we only have our id’s. We show the guy our id’s he then
writes us a ticket and makes us pull over to the side. The guy said " since you guys don’t have passports we are going to have to search
yuor vehicle". sure enough they find marco jeff’s and steves weed. For whatever reason steve and jeff start to flip out on the border patrol
cops and start cursing and saying "this is bullshit, this is the first and last time i’m ever coming to canada" etc. The cops asked " why are you
guys making this such a big deal??" they responded "because this is bullshit" etc. The cop then responded " well since you think it’s bullshit
we are now going to give all of you FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCHES". So I was the first one to get searched. They completely stripped me naked
had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then they had me bend over and spread my asscheaks apart so they could
look inside my asshole. After they finished searching all of us needless to say we were never going to make it to the buffalo show in time. All of
this shit could have been prevented if they had just listened to me when i said dont bring weed and pipes in the van. I had done nothing wrong
but becuase people in the van didn’t listen to me i was stripped naked and had to go through the most humiliatiing experience of my life. Since
we couldn’t make it to that show we figured we would just drive to tinley park. At this point i am so mad i thought to myself " i can either beet the
shit out of all of them , scream my head off at them or just keep calm and quiet". I figured i would be mature and keep quiet. After we
checked into the hotel room they told me " we are going to the promoters house" they didn’t say they we going to go set up and get
ready for the show they just said "we are going to the promoters house" So i sat there and waited. My phone had died so i figured they
were going to just come pick me up at the hotle when it was time to play the show. Sure enough several hours go by and finally by 1:am they
show up to the room grap there stuff hop into the van and drive off. They had completelty desserted me in chicago with no way of getting
home. I was lucky enough to stop them so i could get a small amount of cash so that i could atleast take a taxi to the airport. It was a 309 dolar
flight one way from chicago back to san jose california but i had no choice. So after all of this happend none of them bother to apolagize
even once the entire trip after i hap warend them several times about the consequences of keeping weed in the van and none of them
listened. I am sorry but being stripped naked and having you scrotum and butthole spread open for doing nothing wrong is where i draw the
line. The ironic thing is that all of them acted like it was my fault that all of that shit happened. So after they all got home i told them " i am
willing to talk if you guys have something to say" no one replied , so i said " then are you guys done??" and they said " yes" so as of now I am
the only one left in brain drill. I hope to some day atleast do one last recording but for now its all over.
-DYLAN RUSKIN
Meanwhile, bassist Jeff Hughell responded:
"Well, Dylan you left out many facts in this attack on us. The fact that at the border I was totally respectful to the officers and took full
responsibility for the seeds that were in the ash tray which is all we had on us, also you had a big bag of illegal fireworks and that was not
allowed in Canada. They did not arrest us or give any citation, we probably would have made it to Buffalo just in time to play if you had
just given up your fireworks but you wanted to keep them and go back to the US.
You then took $1000 dollars right there at the border and would not talk to us. Over 24 hours later I tried to ask if you were going to play the
show in Tinley Park, if you just wanted to go home or what you wanted to do. You would not respond, so we left to go to the promoter's house.
You texted Steve that you would not be playing the next two nights because we had weed in the van, which we didn't.
And you might not know it but we found your piece of paper on the desk with the number for Amtrak. Finding that, you not talking to us, then
texting us saying you would not play, what the fuck were we to think? We played the show in Tinley Park without you because you said you
wouldn't play. We talked to many cool people that had driven 2 hours just to see us play. We did our best and they appreciated it.
We then went back to the hotel to get our things and spend the night at the promoter's house. Again you ignored us refusing to talk to anyone
until we began to drive away. You came out to the van drunk and kept saying ‘you guys are leaving me.’ I asked you to get in the van and
come with us 4 times. You wouldn't so we gave you an extra $200 to help out with the plane even though you had already taken $1000.
Shit happens Dylan. People should know the truth. By the way it's my van, not the band's."
Evil Curse Tour Update!!!
Hey all you Merciless Maniacs!!!
Well, sorry for the long gap in time since we last updated you all on our Tour. Unfortunately, we don't always have access to a computer. Anyhooch, things are going amazingly well! Lots of people have come out in support of our band and we'd like to thank them all. We really wouldn't have been able to make it this far in the tour without all your support!! Life on the road is brutal but under certain circumstances, can kick fuckin ass! We've also come across many Recrod Stores all across the USA like:
Metalheads- Texas
Slipped Disc Records - New York
Noise Pollution Records - PA
and many, many more!!!!
Incase you are wondering, Yes, we have been eating nothing but fast food. Which is fuckin great! But at times can be the worst. Down south, they don't have "Carl's Jr." they call it "Hardee's". Same logo and everything (even the star!). There's also a "Wataburger" which is the East version of "In & out"...oh and forthose of you in Norwalk, south gate and HP, over in the East, "Rally's" is called "Checkers".
A great thanks to all the bands who've shared the stage with us and also, thnks to all the promoters- except that one owner of the Music school in Philldelphia, you fuckin suck. Jaren (who set up the show) was super-cool but the onwer wouldn't give us any water; so a BIG "FUCK YOU!!" goes out to him. Oh, and a big Thanks to all the dudes we've met across the US who've partied like ragers at our hotels!!! We would also like to thank all the Beautiful Women, Hot Babes, Cute Teens and amazingly HOT Older Women and MILFS all across our great Nation that have gone out to our shows! ----- > We're staying at the Hampton Inn here in Illionoise (Room 207) incase any of you hot nubiles would like to join us like last time!
See you all at tonights show!!!
- Merciless Death
The tracklisting for the new Anal Cunt album...
01. Buy This CD So I Can Pay My Medical Bills
02. You're Not Crust, You're Just A Dirty Spic
03. Miscarriages Are God's Way of Telling You That You're A Failure
04. Theme From Charles In Charge
05. You Go To A Community College
06. If You Didn't Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn't Have Been Born A Woman
07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair
08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush
09. You Have A Goatee
10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line
11. The Pedophile Wasn't The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth
12. Stealing Shawn Whitaker's Coke
13. You're A School Crossing Guard
14. You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life
15. Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records
16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid
17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time
18. I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied
19. You Look Pro-Life
20. This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer
21. I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube
22. You Collect Food Stamps
23. I Edited Your Band's Wikipedia Page To Say That You're All Gay
24. 18-1
25. I Hit Your Wife For You Because You Were Too Much of A Pussy To Put Her In Her Place
26. The Kitchen: Get In It
27. You Look Like You Take Public Transportation
28. I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway
29. Your Husband Is A Garbage Man
30. I Didn't Accept Your Friend Request On MySpace Because You're A Jew
31. God Hates Fags
32. Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids
33. Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line
34. You Have A Xanga
35. You Drive A Bus
36. Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot
37. I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class
38. Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis
39. I Put Up The Bail Money For The Guy Who Raped You So That He Could Rape You Again
40. I Hit You Because I Love You
41. You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq
42. Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK
43. Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared
44. Physical Therapy To Learn How To Walk Again Is Gay
45. Job For A Talentless Faggot
46. No One Listens To Anal Blast
47. I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures
48. Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage
49. You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions
50. You're Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows
51. Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us
52. Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You're A Worthless Cunt
53. Roseanne Barr
54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks
55. Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes
56. I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick
57. You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage
58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot
59. Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger
60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition
61. I Came Inside Your Wife 10 Minutes Before You Went Down On Her
62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret
63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large
64. Your Girlfriend Listens To Devourment Because She's Fat And Realizes She's Ugly
65. You're Tighter Than Your Daughter
66. Woman Is The Nigger of the World (bonus cover)
The Coming War with Iran: It's About the Oil, Stupid
Posted April 13, 2008 | 01:35 PM (EST)
World civilization is based on oil. The world is running out of oil. The oil companies and governments are not telling the truth about how close we are to the end. Dick Cheney knew about peak oil back in 1999 when he spoke to the London Petroleum Institute as Halliburton CEO. He predicted it would come in 2010. After that it's just a matter of years before it runs out. Whoever controls the remaining oil determines who lives and who dies.
Sixty percent of this oil is under a triangular area of the Middle East the size of Kansas. In that speech Cheney said: "The Middle East with two thirds of the world's oil and the lowest cost, is still where the prize ultimately lies."
This small Middle East triangle encompasses the northeast of Saudi Arabia, all of Iraq and the southwestern part of Iran, along with Kuwait, Qatar and the Emirates. The US controls Iraq. It has friendly governments in the other states.
Iran is the exception. The US now surrounds Iran.
Controlling an area the size of Kansas shouldn't be a problem for the U.S. military, except that it is heavily populated and many people in the triangle don't want the Americans there and are willing to fight.
It's been known for at least thirty years that America needs alternative energy sources. But instead of an alternative energy plan we got the invasion of Iraq by oilmen wedded to a dying business, willing to kill hundreds of thousands to cling to the last drop. The US is never leaving the region or withdrawing from Iraq. McCain is right about staying, but 100 years is too long. The oil won't last that long.
Iran is next. Lieberman set up Petraeus to testify last week that Iranian-backed groups are murdering hundreds of American servicemen in Iraq. On Friday Gates called Iran's influence in Iraq "malign" and Bush said if Iran keeps meddling in Iraq "then we'll deal with them." They are building their case for war with resolutions in the Senate and at the UN. It's only western Iran, from the Iraq border to 150 miles inside the country that the U.S. will have to occupy. That's where Iran's oil is. But the U.S. will have a nasty battle on their hands in Iran even if they restore a Shah-like puppet in Tehran 30 years after the revolution.
The Saudis would not mind seeing the Iranian regime go. But the Saudis may also be on the list. The US may have to destabilize and control Saudi Arabia some day too. The Wall Street Journal a few years ago revealed that in the 1970s under Nixon, Kissinger had plans drawn up for the US invasion and occupation of the Saudi oil fields. Those plans can be dusted off.
The American oil wars are being launched out of weakness, not strength. The American economy is teetering and without control of the remaining oil it will collapse. There will be massive chaos in any case, when only enough oil remains for the American elite and whomever they choose to share it with.
That will leave an oil-starved China and India, both with nuclear weapons, with no alternative but to bow to America or go to war.
It's not about greed any more. It's about survival. Because the leadership of this country was initially too greedy to switch from oil to solar, wind, geothermal and other renewable alternatives, it may now be too late. Had the hundreds of billions of dollars poured into the invasion and occupation of Iraq been put into alternative energy the world might have had a fighting chance. Now that is far from certain.
What is certain is that these wars are not about democracy. They are not about WMD. The coming one will not even be about Iran's nuclear weapons project. It's about the oil, stupid.
www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net